Introducing the McPizza!

A friend of mine just sent me the recipe. And since it was such a brilliant masterpiece, I figured I'd share with you all as a reward for bearing with me this past week as I took care of some personal issues.

So with that out of the way, let's get to it. For starters, you need a pre-formed pizza crust. You can make your own, but what's the point? You will also need a can of pizza sauce. If you don't have any, about half a jar of Ragu will work just fine. Then you will need two McDonald's cheesburgers, a six-piece McNugget, a medium fries, and a package of shredded Mozzarella cheese.

You get bonus points if you have ugly ass mixing bowls and a 1950's gas stove to help with your baking.



Start your preparation by spreading your sauce across the pizza crust, careful not to touch the edge. Then add your cheeseburgers to one half of your pizza.



Next add the chicken nuggets and french fries. If you run out of room, feel free to eat the extras. It's the equivalent of licking the bowl after you make a batch of brownies.



Finally, add your cheese and any extra spices you prefer. My favorites are garlic powder and crushed red pepper, but in this case feel free to use a packet of McBarbeque sauce or some Honey Dijon on the nugget half.



Bake for 12 minutes and it's ready to eat! Doesn't it look both nutritious and delicious?



As you can tell from the picture, the pizza must have been a big hit. Also, looking at the picture, you can tell his beverage of choice is Dr. Pepper. Furthermore, I know what the gun was for (me!), but I'm thoroughly confused about the tape measure and the little candle. Any ideas?