Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Joe vs. the Velociraptor

I could survive for 1 minute, 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Personally, I think the results are a little off. By my calculations the Velociraptor would only survive for around 43 seconds chainded to a bunk bed with me! The trick is to get up on the top bunk so you drop an atomic elbow on the bastard, and then finish him off with a Jimmy Superfly Snuka Splash...

3 comments:

terri said...

I'm good for 47 seconds. That seems like a long time to wait to die. I'd rather it was instant!

K-2-B-A-BNIT said...

You are full of it Joe. You can't survive that long in a fight with me and I don't even bite. Well, not very often. :) I was good for 47 seconds. I've seen your moves cuffed to the bed. You might last abotu 47 seconds on a good day. Assuming you don't fall asleep on him. (kisses)

K-2-B-A-BNIT said...

You are full of it Joe. You can't survive that long in a fight with me and I don't even bite. Well, not very often. :) I was good for 47 seconds. I've seen your moves cuffed to the bed. You might last abotu 47 seconds on a good day. Assuming you don't fall asleep on him. (kisses)