Tuesday, March 18, 2008

What is she saying to me?

K just sent me this e-mail:

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

What does that mean? Am I supposed to be doing more? Or should I quit complaining if I wanted a beer and some bleu cheese to go with the wings?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The difference between men and women... this says it all! Good one, K!

Paul Mitchell said...

You know, sometimes a woman just wants to be told what to do, how to do it, and to be disciplined when she fails at that task. Trust me, I am a professional.