Food for thought

So...

Have you ever been in a public place and suddenly had to use the bathroom really bad? And when that happened, did you choose your stall by picking the cleanest looking toilet seat? And after you had chosen your throne, had you ever been halfway done only to realize the stall was completely devoid of toilet paper? And if that happened, had you ever had to wait until the restroom cleared out of everyone else before doing the toilet bowl shuffle, quickly running into the next stall over? And did you pray that the toilet bowl shuffle wouldn't leave you with stained underwear? And once you finished switching stalls, had you ever realized your new stall had a broken lock so the door wouldn't stay closed? And was the door on the stall with the broken lock so far away you couldn't simply lean forward to keep it shut, so you gave up and let it keep swinging open?

That's never happened to me. Especially not last night at the hockey rink, where I knew everyone else in the place. That would have been embarrassing...